Some biologists speculate that the entire local ecosystem in which 111-3L is found feeds off the rhythms it creates, however reported sightings of this specimen also describe gradually increasing wind speeds, boulders exploding into shrapnel, fully grown trees splitting down the middle, and deer levitating miles off the ground when "the snack" gets into the pocket. 111-3L is often described as a more effective drummer with just a kick and a snare than most are with an additional three tom-toms.

The siren sound that radiates from the bells of 880-7F's highly advanced instruments induces a gentle sway so powerful, researchers have dubbed it "the Goodwin effect". Musicologists and psychologists alike have brought in marines, self-proclaimed stoics, infants, insects, the hard-of-hearing, and even U.S Navy SEALs with the sole goal of finding a being that can resist the "the Goodwin effect", but none have succeeded. When attempting capture of this specimen, isolate the saxophone away to avoid being ensnared by the boogie.

This specimen has been spotted near the Missouri area, often foraging for berries and trying to communicate with wild squirrels. Cell towers within a certain radius of 270-5A have picked up faint signals of sine waves, wurlitzers, and other synthesized sounds. Researchers speculate that these may be emanating off of the specimen's highly advanced space synth known by the locals as "Nordic Thunder". A certain sector of the Missouri glades has been deemed a high risk zone for hunters and hikers with poor acclimation to strong vibes as a result of this specimen's presence.

This subject is seldom photographed due to it frequently residing alongside aquatic life in the Kansas river. Researchers believe 091-1A has a means of communicating with the fish using a highly potent guitar tone that scientists are unable to recreate in their laboratories. Theoretical physicists believe the pure jam power that this specimen has within can be harnessed and turned into renewable energy if capture is successful. When attempting contact, bring a scuba suit and remain weary of the bright pink guitar.

This specimen can be heard across the Kansas plains, shouting out its signature trumpet call as a warning signal for predators to keep back. The horn this subject wields is constructed out of an intergalactic material dubbed "Lancastesium", which radiates enough pure jazz to drop a fully grown horse. Weapons manufacturers have attempted to retrieve 566-9X's coveted trumpet to study for the creation of missiles and warheads, but have been incapable of getting within range without breakdancing for up to an hour.

Local Missourian farmers have reported having shot at the elusive 'bird-man' from their porches as it takes flight, but the rhythmic, syncopated boom of its resplendent bass guitar impairs their aim enough for it to make a quick escape. Researchers describe 295-8K "cosmically locking in" with other members of LGM, whom scientists speculate are being communicated with telepathically by the bird-man. This process emits enough funk-o-magnetic radiation to set any nearby combustible objects ablaze. 

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